General Kelly has one of the world's toughest jobs: keeping President Trump off Twitter. One slip up and Watch A Female Employee Who Gives Permission For Things From The Manager Onlinehe could put the world at risk of nuclear holocaust.
We've all been there, man.
The already beleaguered Chief of Staff has had a particularly challenging time the past few weeks, between trying to convince his boss to denounce white supremacists (whomp whomp, Trump didn't quite listen to that) and discouraging him from starting a war with North Korea. Kelly, a man whose soul was carved out of limestone rock, hasn't exactly been "cheesing for the cameras" for the last month.
Come, let's read into this!
SEE ALSO: General Kelly's face had its own press conference yesterdaySure, it's hard to feel anything approaching sympathy for the General, a man who relished his role in deporting undocumented single moms.
Still, at least he's not Steve Bannon. And it brings some of us online people some small comfort to know that Kelly is suffering so much to hold that White House together that he just can't hide the agony from his face.
Let's all experience this schandenfreude, together.
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