Oxford Dictionary Online (not to be confused with older sibling OED) has added twerk, derp, and selfie.

“I have realized that the traditional omelet form (eggs and cheese) is bourgeois. Today I tried making one out of a cigarette, some coffee, and four tiny stones.” The Jean-Paul Sartre cookbook.

The top twenty books people leave in motel rooms. (Fifty Shades Freedleads the pack.)

The (inevitable?) Jane Austen tarot deck.