【1995 Archives】

In GQ's profile of Paul McCartney that published Tuesday995 Archives the musician revealed that he and feelow Beatle John Lennon once masturbated with three other people.

Here's the excerpt from GQ:

"What it was," he explains after I have prompted him, "was over at John's house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don't even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did."

Naturally, the internet had a lot to say about this, and numerous jokes and puns about The Beatles and masturbating began to circulate.

We put together a round up of the best Beatles masturbation puns, which range from playful and goofy to downright raunchy.

1. "Beat the Meatles"

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2. "Beatlejuice"

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4. A bounty of "Come Together" jokes

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5. "I don't wanna 'Imagine'"

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6. The crudest "Yellow Submarine" reference known to man

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7. Many, many jokes about the origins of The Beatles' name

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8. This filthy Ringo joke

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9. These riffs on classic Beatles tunes

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