Redditor favorite_hoodie's eight-year-old brother was so excited to have Twilight the Porno and Other XXX Parodieshis friends over he planned an entire sleepover, complete with a hot tub, full breakfast menu, and board game hour.
SEE ALSO: Little girl pens grim birthday card for mom's significant otherAfter posting the list to Reddit, the internet understandably cooed and awed over the innocence of it all before ruining it with their own party fantasies.
Just soak this up for all of its greatness.
There is so much to analyze here. Why do his guests require a fancy cake like an "angel food cake"? Who are these people? And what sort of movies might they watch?
According to favorite_hoodie the author is now 21, and the letter was rediscovered by his mom who recognized how funny it was 13 years ago. We're happy to inform you the party indeed "went as planned."
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