【Beauty and the Beast porn parody (1988)】

Rep. Jason Chaffetz,Beauty and the Beast porn parody (1988) the chairman of the House Oversight Committee, has been doing a really great job not investigating some of the major controversies surrounding the Trump White House.

Mitch McConnell, the Majority Leader of the Senate, has also impressively managed to avoid publicly denouncing or questioning even the most flagrantly unconstitutional executive orders signed by the POTUS.

SEE ALSO: Wow, Obama's outgoing letter to Trump speaks volumes

With their impressive the-opposite-of-mystery-solving skills on full display for the American public, we thought it'd be fitting to reimagine the two GOP leaders as the straight-laced Hardy Boys.

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Combining their powerful detective minds, Mitch and Jason can ignore basically anything that happens.

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