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Kenny G's hands are China Archivesfor one thing and one thing only: playing his super seductive, smooth jazz sax.

On Saturday, the musician who is apparently still around and relevant tweeted this photo of him on his bike with the caption: "My hands are for one thing only: playing sax."

Within seconds, a brief yet beautiful meme war began.

Here's the initial tweet for reference/your long-term memory.

My hands are for one thing only: playing sax pic.twitter.com/ncuJJUBBAg

— Kenny G (@kennyg) November 26, 2016

Skilled tweeters then put their photoshop, captioning and *hands* to work.

My hands are for one thing only: eating food pic.twitter.com/OSSZtkw15m

— ë🐛 (@LouisSouss) November 28, 2016

Kenny: Lemme see that club

Tiger: those hands are for one thing only https://t.co/IwY7M6Yi4N

— Mary Emily O'Homo (@MaryEmilyOHara) November 27, 2016

My hands are for one thing: writing bad tweets

— NickVember ha ha (@OneTrickTofani) November 26, 2016

"My hands are for one thing only: playing sax" - @kennyg pic.twitter.com/rWbY8SP7pH

— Christmas Dave (@Captnn_Dave) November 28, 2016

My hands are for one thing only: playing sax pic.twitter.com/rIobq0nH7s

— Ollie Garch (@ojedge) November 27, 2016

@sandroalves67 @TaylorNoeckerr @Gage_Johnsonson @kennyg My hands are for one thing only: pic.twitter.com/NpNZvKdC0h

— RESPECK ON IT... (@Jeffy_Kavu) November 27, 2016

Kenny G says his hands are for one thing, and one thing only. https://t.co/43Tj2Rtr1h pic.twitter.com/aCvZg4lkYo

— Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) November 27, 2016

There were obviously 15 zillion other memes making the obvious pun on sex/masturbation, but really, you can write those yourself.

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