【The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String】

Have you spent all day watching the Cohen hearing,The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String becoming more exhausted with each passing moment? Here is a man who also seems tired, except -- unlike you, presumably -- he got caught on a live CBSN camera eating pizza in a hallway.

Luckily for all of us, Mike Uhelein immortalized this extremely good moment by capturing and tweeting a video of his television screen. Observe Hallway Pizza Guy in the background: You can identify the exact moment he realizes he's made the shot.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

The pizza appears to be from pizza chain &pizza, which I had in an airport once. It was not my favorite pizza but it was pretty good.

Honestly, unwittingly eating pizza on television is better than not eating pizza at all. If you have pizza, no matter where you are, we encourage you to eat it.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

If anyone knows Hallway Pizza Guy's identity, please let us know.

UPDATE: Feb. 28, 2019, 11 a.m. ET According to marketing representation for &pizza, the hallway pizza guy is a student at Georgetown University.

As of Thursday, company is now offering an item called Hallway Pizza, which is the same pizza the hallway pizza guy ordered. It is topped with "spicy tomato, mozzarella, salami, pepperoni, Italian sausage, banana peppers, and barbecue sauce."

(Editor: {typename type="name"/})