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Just about every channel you can homosexual eroticism greenthink of is showing Monday's presidential debate. And they all have promos for their special coverage.

Or, at least most of them.

Which should you watch? Well, check the promos to see which one fits you best.

Corniest: Fox News

Let's be perfectly clear -- I love this promo. It is my favorite promo.

It is also the corniest.

"The stakes couldn't be higher," says the movie trailer guy they got to voice this promo.

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Most boring: CBS

CBS had perhaps the most understated of the promos, opting for a musical background with images of the candidates. Props, however, for going sound agnostic in this mobile age we live in.

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Most likely to have been a repurposed title fight teaser: Tie between CNN and ABC

CNN's promo built up the attacks each candidate has hurled.

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ABC had a similar one, culminating with Clinton exclaiming, "I am so looking forward to debating Donald Trump. I can't wait."

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Longest: Bloomberg

At 30 seconds, it's our longest promo, but worth the burn. Clinton and Trump are both featured talking about how excited they are for the debate.

Also props for pushing its Twitter focus. Twitter will be livestreaming Bloomberg's feed of the debate.

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PBS-iest: PBS

Never change, PBS.

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Most self promotional: Fox Business

You'd think Lou Dobbs and Neil Cavuto were running for president.

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Best in show: CNN in Spanish

Personally, I like CNN's Spanish language promo. The intro with the light falling over their faces get's me pretty jacked for the debate.

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Speaks for itself: C-SPAN

Couldn't find a C-SPAN promo, but I'll take care of it for you. You should watch on C-SPAN because they're doing the split screen of both candidates.

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