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2025-06-26 08:00:26 [Shopping] Source: Prosperous Times Information Network

You think that someone associated with the highest reaches of the U.S. government would only hire the best people,Lascivious Nurse Uniform Diary: Two or Three Times, While I’m Wet not the most obvious ones.

Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, associates of Rudy Giuliani, were caught trying to flee the country Thursday and were arrested on campaign finance violations. But nobody anticipated the outrageous business names associated with the pair.

Fruman was associated with a club in Ukraine called Mafia Rave, and Parnas even has an easily navigable website, listing himself as co-founder and CEO of Fraud Guarantee, a fraud protection company.

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Parnas and Fruman's comically incriminating businesses are making professional writers look like try-hards.

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Regardless, the creatives of Twitter had a field day coming up with alternative names for the outrageously goony businesses.

Personally I'd go to Gang Fiesta over Mafia Rave

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That last one would make it hard to deny a quid pro quo

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Maybe they're just tempting us

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If they nail the dance number, an a capella group could work

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All of these still sound less incriminating than Fraud Guarantee

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But nothing beats the originals

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I mean, how can you compete with Fraud Guarantee? And Mafia Rave sounds like the worst club in town. This era of politics just feels too surreal to believe.

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